methpouri 

A mixture of different kinds of methamphetamines.

The tweakers scraped all their baggies and
made a methpouri.

methpouri by Jeffrey Jay April 9, 2005

methport 

Future nickname for Smethport, Pennsylvania, out in the sticks, after the Biden administration ends fracking and well the manufacturing jobs are already in China so the people here have nothing else to do but make (and consume) meth.

Took a wrong turn in Bradford and ended up in Methport...shit, thank God I had a can of Drano to pay the charging station guy with since they won't take cash or credit as you can't synthesize crank from paper money!

methport by F. P. Sellers IV November 15, 2020

methssouri 

unofficial name used by residents of the well loved state of Missouri! They say the moment you enter you can REALLY smell the meth in the air, only the best name for the well rounded people of this lovely state.

“yo, you live in methssouri? i feel bad for you bro..”

methssouri by nortuhh December 11, 2018

Methmories 

The stupid but sometimes fun things you do while smoking meth!

Boy: Do you remember that time we were smoking and it tasted like a Sharpie marker?

Girl: Oh yes those were the methmories!!

Methmories by Chrisey Bailing December 21, 2019

Methmories 

The stupid but sometimes fun things you do while smoking meth!

Boy: Do you remember that night we were smoking meth and it tasted like a Sharpie marker?

Girl: Oh yes! Those were the methmories!

Methmories by Chrisey Bailing December 22, 2019

Methority 

When somebody has a better way of doing something, better method, they have Methority.

This guy at work tells me what to do and i hate it, but he has methority over me cause he really knows what he is doing

Methority by Hero6453 August 30, 2007

Methuric acid 

The acid from the farts and ball sweat that melts your jocks

synonym: jock-rot

"these undies are perfectly worn in, all the methuric acid's made them breezy"
"Methuric acid given me jock-rot"

Methuric acid by JahRowdy May 22, 2014