Future nickname for Smethport, Pennsylvania, out in the sticks, after the Biden administration ends fracking and well the manufacturing jobs are already in China so the people here have nothing else to do but make (and consume) meth.

Took a wrong turn in Bradford and ended up in Methport...shit, thank God I had a can of Drano to pay the charging station guy with since they won't take cash or credit as you can't synthesize crank from paper money!

methport by F. P. Sellers IV November 15, 2020

Related Words

methpouri • methourian • methporily • Methmories • Methmorized • Methority • Methories • methport • methssouri • Methuric acid

methssouri

unofficial name used by residents of the well loved state of Missouri! They say the moment you enter you can REALLY smell the meth in the air, only the best name for the well rounded people of this lovely state.

“yo, you live in methssouri? i feel bad for you bro..”

methssouri by nortuhh December 11, 2018

Methmories

The stupid but sometimes fun things you do while smoking meth!

Boy: Do you remember that time we were smoking and it tasted like a Sharpie marker?

Girl: Oh yes those were the methmories!!

Methmories by Chrisey Bailing December 21, 2019

Methmories

The stupid but sometimes fun things you do while smoking meth!

Boy: Do you remember that night we were smoking meth and it tasted like a Sharpie marker?

Girl: Oh yes! Those were the methmories!

Methmories by Chrisey Bailing December 22, 2019

Methority

When somebody has a better way of doing something, better method, they have Methority.

This guy at work tells me what to do and i hate it, but he has methority over me cause he really knows what he is doing

Methority by Hero6453 August 30, 2007

Methuric acid

The acid from the farts and ball sweat that melts your jocks

synonym: jock-rot

"these undies are perfectly worn in, all the methuric acid's made them breezy"
"Methuric acid given me jock-rot"

Methuric acid by JahRowdy May 22, 2014

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026