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methics

n. methics, an off-shoot of ethics, is the philosophy of how to act while on drugs, specifically stimulants.

One style of methics, called "gluetilitarianism" involves weighing the "pleasure" and "pain" of each action with regards to its consquences affecting all parties involved.

Methics bring up much discussion in the drug world but only the most scatter-brained comments will come from any attempt to engage in a methical debate proceeding consumption of the subject.
Questions of methics

"Is it worth railing this e off the floor with all that dust and cat hair?" Yes, it is worth railing that e off the floor. The discomfort you will endure by having those other foreign objects in your nose will be much less than the ecstacy itself, in addition to how high you'll get.

"Look man, if you take that hit you're going to puke all over the floor." When applying methical theories, it is easier to critique others than it would otherwise be yourself. Is it right to deprive this "man" of his own acid? Would you yourself be so brash as to not take the acid? I doubt it.
by Sackville September 10, 2006
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Methics Professor

Someone who is ambivalent to another's drug use.
Who am I to tell you not to do drugs, your Methics Professor?
by Bobbyhino June 2, 2023
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dick metrics

Arbitrary unit of measurement used mostly by males. Derived from men overestimating their penis size.
"We got 8 inches of snow last night."

"You're using dick metrics. I just measured and we got 5 inches of snow last night."
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METHICO

METHICO is the new name for MEXICO.
All the good shit is made in METHICO.
by c_a_b April 29, 2009
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Methica

Known as a Jessica who is on meth.
Did you see Jessica mather...yeah bro shes methica now
by Methica May 20, 2021
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Tebow Metrics

When statistics don't seem to matter or apply. The only stat that matters is the W or the L.
For those interested in statistics (again, they don’t seem to matter in Tebow Metrics), Tebow was 9-of-20 for 104 yards passing. He had 68 yards rushing on eight carries. The Broncos won the game... again.
by GatorBone November 18, 2011
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Methican

Adj. To describe a Hispanic American under the influence if Methamphetamine.
Watch out Jose has turned into a Methican, and is now tearing apart the toaster.

Jimmy was hanging out with the Methicans down the street
by PsychoMike April 4, 2008
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