Metal straws 

A metal version of something we all have just more fucking expensive

Omg metal straws #savetheturtles

Metal straws by Fucktwit September 29, 2019

metal straw 

Only what every single cool kid ever uses if they care about saving the turtles...

Oh, yeah, my metal straw has one hole.

metal straw by Furrylover420 May 21, 2019

metal straw 

what vsco girls use to help sAVe tHE TurTleS while really doing nothing to help at all

VSCO GIRL- SKSKKSKSKSKSKS AND I OOP!! GIRLS, DID YOU BRING YOUR METAL STRAWS?
VSCO GIRL GANG- SKSJSKKSJKSJS TEA!! "OF COURSE GIRL!" AND I OOP

metal straw by chloeisalwaysright August 27, 2019

Metal straw 

A straw that vsco girls use with their tea or water it’s so annoying

Omg you like my metal straw save the sea turtles sksksksksk

Metal straw by Don’t use your real name :P September 25, 2019

Metal straw 

Usually for drinking but also used as a sketchy dab rig or nectar collectar by heating up one end and pressing it onto dabs vaporizing it while sucking on the other end to inhale the smoke and getting high.

Let's go smoke some dabs, don't judge me I only have a metal straw.

Metal straw by Stonerjew December 23, 2019

metal straw 

they look cool and don't help used by vsco girls and people that have braces because they have to use straws with soda and want to have a straw that will last long

Thats a metal straw

metal straw by Frydtost September 20, 2019

Metal Straw Progressive 

The type of liberal you may know who cares about the environment and animal rights, but doesn't seem concerned about issues of intersectionality, social class, racism, or human rights. If they do care about anything related to human rights, it's usually just white feminism.

"Kristin may own a metal straw and use recyclable bags, but she called Middle-Eastern woman a terrorist. She is an example of a Metal Straw Progressive."

Metal Straw Progressive by CimmonToastCromch October 3, 2019