The most awesome, perverted, and crazy group of men that have ever lived on this earth! They attract women by the hundreds in their glorious speedos. Every man wants to be like them and every women want to be fucked by one. They are coached by the most hardened swimming veterans. One said to be a man of steel, and the other a condor! These men are truly top dogs amoung society and will cut down any man who interfears with their fellow North Swimmer.
Bang-a-rang!
Rufio, Rufio, Ru-Fi-Oooo!!!
"The CouncilRock North Men's Swim Team"- Badass Mo-Fo's that every women wants to fuck, and are truly the best of the best
A fairy game in which men with female genitalia run around a field and kick a ball into a giant goal after this goal is scored the men usually take their shirts off and over celebrate after a hard fought game these men do a post game scissor
Mark asked his hockey friends to play men’s soccer and but his hockey friends have penises so they could not participate
Mens Tear Spit Swap is when two men are receiving separate blojobs whilst together. After both men ejaculate into their female companions mouths, the two women then French kiss and swap the spit’n cum, followed by a second blowjob.
Jake went on a double date with his girlfriend, Kaidyn, and his friend along with his date. Little did jake know that the girls were going to Mens Tear Spit Swap on him later that night - it only cost him a $54Lobster Bisk.
Guy 1: "Hey did you know that today is International Men's Day?"
Guy 2: "Oh god, the FBI is gonna have a field day with the amount of doxing that's gonna happen."