menbre 

Short for Mental Breakdown.
Not to be confused with Membre (French for Member, Part or Division).

Menbre first emerged in Japanese youth language in the late 90s to earthy 2000s.

In Summer 2018 it experienced a sudden resurgence and made its way onto the English Internet, where it's commonly typed '#menbre' due to being popularized on Twitter.

The two most common use cases for #menbre are
1) Politely understating a major emotional crisis
2) Self-deprication or self-irony in describing a minor upset as a veritable meltdown

Determining which case applies is - as usual - primarily reliant on context clues, with instances without the #hash being likelier to be the former.

"I can't deal with this; I'm having a frikken' #menbre over here".

"Cramming for finals has given me a #menbre".

"I got a menbre after my sister returned the car covered in scratches".

"Sounds like you're having a menbre. You might want to get some fresh air".

"The final chapter of The Dark Tower gave me a complete #menbre".

menbre by aengfuji December 14, 2018

mentress 

a female mentor

Franca is my mentress

mentress by avdfvareg August 25, 2017

Manbreathing 

A term intended to satirize multiple causes which have grown popular amongst feminists in recent years that basically boil down to unfairly making men walk on eggshells, reasons and motivations for which are usually blown vastly out of proportion if not outright fabricated.

Stacey: "God Ashley, did you hear Mark during the conference, today?"

Ashley: "I know, manspreading and mansplaining is one thing, but manbreathing, Ugh! That's the worst offense men can commit! Did you know, the American Association of Uncited Statistics claims that men breathe seventy-five times the amount of air women do in a whole day?"

Stacey: "Yeah, I confronted my husband about it yesterday, asking him to stop breathing for a while to give women more air to breathe. But then, he's all like 'OH, WAAAAHHHH, I CAN'T DO THAT, I'LL DIE! WAHHHH MY WIDDWE WUNGS CAN'T GO A FEW DAYS WITHOUT THE PWECIOUS AAAAAIIIIIWWWWW! WAH!' can you believe that?"

Ashley: "That's what happens when you grow up privilleged; equality will look like oppression to you."

Manbreathing by CuteBoy56 June 20, 2018

Manbreathing 

Manbreathing is when a man intentionally breathes obnoxiously loud, as a way to dominate the air and intimidate women into being silent. Manbreathing can be intensified if the man has just done something strenuous, so not only is he intimidating a women into silence he is also proclaiming himself to be physically stronger and is now physically intimidating the poor defenceless woman into obedience.

Little girls are having a random conversation*
Random male breathes*
Little Girls say to him "FUCK YOU CIS WHITE MALE STOP MANBREATHING YOU SEXIST! WOMEN CAN TALK DATE SHOWS 100% OF ALL MEN THAT ARE RAPISTS ARE RAPISTS"
Man says ''what?"

Manbreathing by DirtyKneeGar March 24, 2017

manbrella 

an umberella used my males often over the age of 30

it was pouring down so i pulled out my manbrella from my man bag

manbrella by tattooine068 November 19, 2007

Menbrace

also known as a man hug. when two friends hug, no homo

Joe: hey man long time no see
Tim: ya my cat died
Joe: Come here man time for a menbrace

Menbrace by IHATECATS July 10, 2010

mentress 

a female mentor.

a lady who inspires people

Franca is my mentress. She inspires me so much

mentress by avdfvareg August 25, 2017