Menapolar 

When a women has symptoms of both menopause and bi polar that creates an impossible environment for partners friends and others scared of this unique specie

Most blokes will understand she's not crazy she says it's everyone else's fault this person is never wrong and you are always wrong and blames everyone other than themselves selfish bitch has menapolar

Menapolar by Billby July 2, 2021

menapplause 

The congratulatory reception when a man tells his buddies that his wife has hit menopause and will no longer have her monthly visitor and they can now have sex without birth control.

When John finally hit menapplause he threw away all his condoms.

menapplause by JacknRochNY November 20, 2007

Methpolar 

Methpolar is a person who claims to be bipolar when the fact is They are happy when they are high and sad and depressed when they are not on methamphetamines

Robert was so happy and then all of the sudden suicidal. Whats up. He is methpolar; he became depressed and suicidal when his drugs ran out.

Methpolar by JOHNNYCOP November 16, 2010

Menapolean Complex 

A combination of Menopause and the Napolean Complex. Symptoms include short bursts of angry nonsense, undeserved amounts of ego and all the bad kinds of high horsery, overinflated sense of self worth with interludes of feverish rash-causing onslaughts of sweat, which is, consequently, irrigated from the vaginal region (secretions). Recovery is however, around 87%, though, some find the later symptoms much more emotionally trying. For example, exhaustion to the effect of a good rhino-fucking, You're-Gonna-Wish-You-Had-Irritable-Bowel-Syndrome Syndrome, the hatred of all things Lemon, intense need for Lucky Strikes- lit with Strike Anywhere Matches, while calling yourself Strike.

All these and more, further funding for research is still pending.

"She sucked me off while we were standing, then hit me and called me a little pussy, i love her, but her menapolean complex is outta control."

Menapolean Complex by SarastaQ March 8, 2010

monopolar 

Adverb form of Monopoly

During monopoly last night, he made a one heck of a monopolar move to win the game

monopolar by Asian Persuasion 13 October 30, 2019