the act of placing your dick on across someone's upper lip whilest asleep or past out. for best result take pictures to humiliate later. meat beard, unibrow, and chops optional.
Dude, look at this meat stache i gave Bryce last night while he was passed out in front of Canadian's.
by 18 moose knuckle May 23, 2008
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