Meat Bearer 

A Deli Worker who is so good at their job that they have been given the title of the “Meat Bearer”

P1: “Hey, John-“
P2: “No, I am no longer “John”. Call me… The Meat Bearer”
P1: “What the fuck”

Meat Bearer by splatic June 19, 2024

Meat Beater Peter

1. The creature who grabs sausages at will and beats until love nectar has emerged, preferably he will finish himself before pursuing other alternatives.

Why is the wall sticky?... Fuckin Meat Beater Peter!

Meat Beater Peter by Almond Ballmans November 15, 2010

Meat Beaters

Refers to some ones hands in a offensive manor.

Keep your meat beaters off my nachos hooker!

Meat Beaters by One bleeding testicle in a box June 25, 2005

Meat beaters

Meat Beaters are a hands. The reference is derived from men who beat the meat.

Friend 1: "Hey what's this?"
Friend 2: "What the hell get your meat beaters off my shit!"

Meat beaters by Mahogany March 16, 2007

Meat Beater 

Some little geeky nerd who plays with himself and smiles cheesily all th etime. You always catch him with his hands around his crotch or somethin

You little meat beater, get your fuckin hands outta your pants.

Meat Beater by Eratic Dreamer May 27, 2004

Nigerian meat beater 

Occurs when a male mastribates too hard until his penis looks like beef jerky.

I just pulled a Nigerian meat beater, I’m worried I can’t have sex anymore

Nigerian meat beater by BigDaddyThiccRape May 18, 2019

Meat beater 

a person who masterbaits way to much.

yo Scott is a meat beater.

Meat beater by Jon Simon December 15, 2002