meat baby 

A child born of the colon and raised in the great lakes of ones respective septic system. Usually large in scale, squelching like a raptor as they slip from their fleshy prison. Resembling meat in both texture and coloration, yet maintaining soft child-like features. These features include but are not limited to: button nose, sly grin, large deer like eyes, and a full head of hair.

Excuse me, dear friends, but I have metabolized my earlier burrito meal and am in the third trimester; contractions are coming on strong, leaving me with no choice but to birth a meat baby !

meat baby by 3rd st. Dukes July 12, 2007

Baby Meat 

the meat of a child

I'm so pissed my meat hasn't grown since I was a baby, now my friends call me baby meat!

Baby Meat by Captain Cumsh0t June 15, 2010

baby meat 

a lil penis.... not a big one

shane rawls has a baby meat

baby meat by cody mcgee November 7, 2007

Baby Meat 

A young girl to young to do sexual things with but old enough to check out

Holy shit logans little sister is Hot" " Yo dude shes a Baby Meat, you best only be lookin

Baby Meat by suga ehans April 21, 2011

Baby Meat Balls 

A person who has hillariously small balls and is proud of it

All the bitches be on my baby meat balls

I might get laughed at but my mom says to be proud of my baby meat balls

Baby Meat Balls by Demon of Screamin' February 13, 2010

Baby Meat 

A reference from the ghetto bible that directly describes a black girl's butt. The words "Bathin' Apes" in some of Soulja Boy's songs were mistaken for "baby meat".

Yo man, check out dat chick's baby meats

Baby Meat by Ghettoboi February 20, 2011

baby meat bone bread sandwich 

When a skinny person with a small penis whacks off while they have a yeast infection.

“Ey man how’s your yeast infection”

“It’s still pretty bad but I had to give in a jerk off last night. I made a baby meat bone bread sandwich”

baby meat bone bread sandwich by Jrnsmdbebs July 29, 2021