may 9th

national dick sucking day

may 9th is a day you can suck as much dick as you want but wont be a hoe;)

by tigerj2001 May 09, 2019

may 9th

national facetime your crush day!

sally facetime your crush.
no.
its may 9th you have too

by potatotheif November 06, 2020

May 9th

This day is for the motha fuckin G’s out there, this day is dedicated to people that have this day as their birthday, if it’s your birthday on this day you deserve anything and I mean anything you want ;)

Birthday boy: “Hey, can I get some head?”

Girl: “is your birthday May 9th?”
Birthday boy: “yup!”
Girl: *puts hair in a bun

by Mr.longpeen May 08, 2019

May 9th

National sit on lap day!

girl 1: damn I wanna sit on his lap
girl 2: you can do it, it's national sit on lap day!
boy: come it's May 9th

by lapper69 April 12, 2019

May 9th

A bad bitch with a fat ass and pretty face birthday! She got the best personality and be t’d df up

Lul boy: “When’s your birthday”
Bad bitch: “May 9th”
Lul boy: “Oh that’s why you bad ash with the fatty”

by Thiccbihfr September 07, 2020

May 9th

Twerk on the afternoon bus day

Ayyy shake dat ass on the afternoon bus on May 9th

by Foooidddddd May 10, 2019

May 9th

The day when my best friend was born, yee yee i hope you see this

who’s birthday is today? the best kid around

uhh may 9th pretty cool day huh?

by cockroach412 November 23, 2019