may 1

Idk, I’m in English class

I like turtles on may 1

by MixedTurtle June 1, 2018

may 1

This is national stalker day, You are legally allowed to stalk ONE person the whole day

Person 1 "hey why are you stalking me"
Person 2 "because it may 1. im allowed to!"
Person 1 "okay, fine by me"

by Dumb goat February 8, 2022

may 1

a couples 1 month "anniversary"

oh look it's their may 1st

by Caertear April 29, 2020

May 1

is the best day of the year. this is when the most special people were born. if you are born in the 1st day of may, you have great hair, you are friendly, sweet, cute, loyal, and just- so amazing. you may 1st people honestly deserve the whole world. have a nice day <3

if you meet someone born in may 1st, give them food

by donttalktostrangers October 27, 2019

May 1

May 1 is Nation piss on your shitty neighbor’s lawn. They can’t stop you

Neighbor: What are you doing?!
person1: It’s May 1 you cunt!

by extrabaggage April 27, 2021

May 1

National Spend time with your gf/bf day

Hey today is May 1 let’s go somewhere

by BeastNY April 30, 2019

May 1

National hugggg your pets day

Anna:Hey today is may 1 national huggggggg your dog say
Riley:really?

by 5rx5rx5f November 1, 2019