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St. Mark's Place 

A NYC street. Known for 1 dollar pizza slices, zippo lighters, paraphernalia shops, tattoos, piercings, fake ID's... basically where private school kids can get almost anything illegal or cheap accessories or both.
yo man, let's go down to st. mark's place... i need a new bowl cause we had to smash mine in the gutter on saturday. plus i want a fedora and some knockoff ray ban's.

Saint Mark's

AKA your death.

After completing the mission Sayonara Salvatore, setting foot in this particular area will almost always result in instantaneous death by trigger-happy, shotgun-wielding Leone Family gangs. Unless you have a beefy tank to drive around, you'll always be one shotgun blast away to your quick demise.
Claude: *casually drives around Saint Mark's*

Leone Family gang: We don't do that here.
Saint Mark's by Anon3312 January 8, 2022

Mauro's ass 

Biggest behind anyone has ever seen.
A huge bandonker with every cheek having its own gravitational pull.

Can be used as sofa
Have you seen Mauro's ass... It's huge!
Mauro's ass by Nomame November 23, 2021

St. Mark's Place 

A good place to buy weed materials and a good place to go to hang out and check out the little stores. It's also convenient place for "under age" shoppers becuase the police don't show very often. Also a GREAT place to find cheap Asain hookers. It used to be more of an underground place to go to buy illegal stuff but now it's more of a tourist attraction.
Yo lets roll through St. Mark's Place I need to cop some rolling papers.
St. Mark's Place by The Janator October 20, 2010

Mark's Pizzeria 

DID YOU KNOW COCK COCK QAWSEDFRTGYHUJIKOLP
Friend: I really want some pizza from Mark's Pizzeria
Other Friend: DID YOU KNOW COCK COCK QAWSEDFRTGYHUJIKOLP
Mark's Pizzeria by Apoolo May 28, 2021

St. Mark's School of Texas 

One of the toughest, best, most prestigious high schools in the nation. A "college prep" school, the boys not only learn how to become truly erudite scholars, but they also encapsulate the hallmarks of a gentlemen. If you live in the Dallas area and want your boy to become a well-rounded, hard-working man, send him to St. Mark's for the best education.
Well, I'm not going to lie, it's tough, but the work load isn't too bad after coming from St. Mark's School of Texas. Hours of homework from my AP classes and pulling all-nighters before my AP English papers were due presented me a much more tedious and mentally challenging task than college work.