A derivation of the shocker, this sexual act of inserting two crossed fingers into the vaginal and anal openings of a female, respectively, is known to be very effective in pleasuring sorority girls and small town sluts.
"That girl didn't know how to be noisy, so I had to give her the mauler."
by nate d. September 27, 2006
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Someone lacking grace and coordination. A klutz or clumsy person. A person usually of large stature (fat ass beasts). The word "ogre" is an appropriate synonym. Another example is someone who looks upkept and grizzled.
"Chris Farley was a good example of a mauler, may he rest in peace."
by DonCorleone July 27, 2005
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a mohawk type haircut (shaved on both sides with one line of hair down the middle) that has two shaves horizontally across it creating a 3-pile pattern.
normal mohawk = -----
mauler = - - -
by bob garber April 20, 2006
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see aaron ritchie. He is a mauler
"that ritchies a mauler"
by Ritchie88 January 31, 2005
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a mohawk type haircut (shaved on both sides with one line of hair down the middle) that has two shaves horizontally across it creating a 3-pile pattern.
normal mohawk= -----
mauler= - - -
by jake levine February 23, 2006
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As in dirty Maulers (hands)
Example 1: "get your dirty Maulers off my cake"
by Luna_anarchy October 6, 2019
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A word used to describe a special kind of moron. Often used when mocking people with bad opinions.
Jay is such a mauler. The guy can’t even tie his own shoes.
by Mrs apple pie April 5, 2020
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