mater can 

A southern delinquent deragatory term used to describe the female reproductive system. Often used by hillbilly ninjas.

"It's not my fault she want's to stick my nun-chuck in her mater can!"

"Close your legs grandma, your mater can is stinking up the trailer!"

mater can by hillbillyninja April 28, 2010

Can Master 

An Ass Pirate.
A Turd Burglar.
A Homosexual Man.
A Hershey Highway Hunter.

I can't stand listening to those soft type Can Masters talk about their dating experiences!

That man is a straight up Can Master! His fluffy ass probably stays in the Gayborhood.

Can Master by WRL4 February 19, 2014

If A Woman Cognitively Move More Than I Do, I Can Not Mate Or Procreate With them 

If A Woman Cognitively Move More Than I Do, I Can Not Mate Or Procreate With them

If A Woman Cognitively Move More Than I Do, I Can Not Mate Or Procreate With them

If A Woman Cognitively Move More Than I Do, I Can Not Mate Or Procreate With them by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 25, 2025

gray matter canidate 

A person that you would like to beat until their gray matter is on the sidewalk.

The most beatiful woman decided that her husband's girlfriend would make the perfect gray matter canidate, so the most beautiful woman kicked her ass in the church parking lot.

gray matter canidate by thirdtimesacharm September 9, 2010

Matercan 

A womans vaginal section.

I can't help that she wants me to put my nun-chuck in her "Matercan"

Matercan by Bama the knife March 7, 2009

Canadian Parking Meter 

(CPM) A sex postion requiring a prostitute, a roll of quarters, a pocket knife and a bottle of Canadian maple syrup. This is an extremely difficult maneuver. It requires a lot of vigor and practice. I have been able to accomplish this feat only twice, and I am considered a Canadian Parking Meter guru. This maneuver is VERY dangerous. There are only two other documented cases of this challenge ever being completed. To start your journey of completing the CPM you'll need to engage in doggy style sex with the prostitute. Keep going until you are about to ejaculate and right as it begins to shoot out flip around and squirt that whore in the eye, but don't use all of your cum. Jump back around and cum in her asshole. Take the roll of quarters and put it in a fist, and punch that bitch in the back of the head knocking her out. Here is where the bottle of maple syrup comes in. Take the cap off and shove it in her ass emptying the bottle. Save the bottle however, you'll need it again later. Take the pocket knife and cut the bottom half of the syrup bottle off creating a makeshift funnel. Deeply insert the funnel in her ass then break the roll of quarters in the funnel allowing her payment to be timely and efficient (The syrup ensures the quarters stick to the inside of her anus. You'll need to leave as soon as possible The end result is an extremely satisfied customer and a pissed off whore. But once she takes a shit she'll see the quarters and be like "Hey he did pay me after all!"

I attempted the Canadian Parking Meter and ended up with a murder charge.

Canadian Parking Meter by AndeezzzBawzzzz January 4, 2011

Candy Maker 

When a homosexual masturbates another man and then consumes his ejaculate.

When Brian finished playing Tummy Sticks with Charles it was time to play Candy Maker.

Candy Maker by acehole February 11, 2014