A band teacher who is really laid back and chill. Every day his attitude will be slightly different (sometimes very different)! Gets annoyed at off-topic questions but quickly gets over these small things.
“Hey, is that Jeremiah Massey in front of the band room?”

“Yeah, why?”

“He’s the best teacher and he’s really chill. You should join band.”
by FloofyPotato April 12, 2018
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The addition of pepperoni to anything edible, is in fact, Massey Style.
I would like my submarine sandwich, Massey Style. Okay, here is your sandwich, with pepperoni!
by Brian Easley June 21, 2006
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600 Lbs male typically seen as an "old head", "Boomer", Goes -7 on COD and blames it on audio bugs. Known most for "i'll be right back i'm going to go let my dogs out" and "i'm going to be gaming all night" (gets off 8pm at the latest)
"Man, that Jason kid is acting like a real ZACHARY MASSEY right now by getting off so early"
"Has anyone heard from Rob lately? I haven't seen him in weeks hes really being a ZACHARY MASSEY right now"
by Nonamesportsbar December 8, 2019
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A tradition started in 2004, where students from Massey University New Zealand, over run a small northland town and drink it dry before returning.
You should come on Massey Convoy, it will be wicked!
by Bob September 25, 2004
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Someone who cries vigorously for no apparent reason to release anger and frustration.
Jamie: *crys*
Samuel: Stop being a Mr. Massey and man up nigguh.
by The Unknown Variable April 8, 2009
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ugly faggot, most likely has an incredibly large nose and bushy eyebrows.
hannah: look at that guy!
sammie: eww what an alfred massey!
by haynuh October 15, 2007
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She makes reasons for people to like her but the moment you get through all that then u find a great person
Julia Massey.
by June 23, 2021
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