When a wife asks a husband for a massage without sex, he Jack's off on her back rubs it in and goes to sleep.
by Mongo likes candy April 5, 2023
by bakup4_nhoe January 10, 2015
Unofficial theme song of the police vice squad. It is a play on the title of the 1970s hit song, "Message in a Bottle", ironically made famous by the British pop group, The Police. "Massage in a Brothel" is intended to highlight the preference for some corrupt police to receive payment in the form of sexual services rather than money when soliciting bribes from prostitutes.
by austbeacon May 4, 2013
by cavemaneyebrows July 19, 2017
When you are getting a massage, and the therapist tickles your butthole, she often looks at your spider puff, and it looks back at her.
Yo motherfucker, I was at that place on mulberry last night and the kinky chinky started rubbing my popcorn, giving me a spidey massage. dude it was amazing, I blew my load immediately.
by Big Dick ry April 29, 2022
by Dudethatsforshizuptheyinyang January 19, 2018
A massage center that abuses and underpays massage therapists to churn out a large number of massages per day. Typically employs a lot of young women and POC.
"Hey! That massage place is offering one hour massages for only $60!"
"Bro, that place is a Massage Mill. The therapists are so busted, the massages aren't even worth $60."
"Bro, that place is a Massage Mill. The therapists are so busted, the massages aren't even worth $60."
by doublyy March 19, 2021