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Taerone Martelyski 

A polish background gangsta, who typically hails from Norwalk, macks mad bities, and never be fronting!
hey look at that Taerone Martelyski wreckin thugs left and right.

martulisexual 

CUANTO TE SENTIS SEXUALMENTE ATRAIDA POR LOLI GONZALEZ Y MARTI BENZA
martulisexual

Martulina2509 

Y’know Jess, you are a great Martulina2509.
Martulina2509 by a wild crop October 28, 2020

Mariulyn 

A gorgeous brown woman with a horrible attitude.
Mariulyn is my wife.
Mariulyn by Imprisoned Amputee March 20, 2023

Martultimatum paradox 

Paradox in which you are stuck in a situation where you can't decide whether to give hope or reject one's feelings basically having no other ways to deal with something until it dies off.

I.e: Someone who is afraid of commitment but doesn't want to hurt the other's feeling by rejecting them.

Officially named after the person who caused the paradox hypothesis
"Damn bro im in a Martultimatum paradox with this girl rn" "Make up your mind bro"