Martin County is a county located in the Treasure Coast region of the state of Florida, in the United States. As of the 2010 census, the population was 146,318. Its county seat is Stuart. Martin County is in the Port St. Lucie, FL Metropolitan Statistical Area.
by glossydd February 5, 2020
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Theres nothing to do in Stuart or Palm Shitty. The only good thing in Jensen was the mall back when we were 12. Most people here think that Salerno is the ghetto..they have never seen a ghetto. The white people that grow up in Palm City are stuck up wannabe preps. They do cheerleading and lacrosse.
Hobe Sound is where the long hair denim skirt wearing conservative folk and a couple rednecks live.
People that grow up here stay here because they are small town Floridians that only see the world on reality tv and from cruise ships.Or they are rednecks that have no interest in leaving the county. I feel bad for their children.
There are a lot of snow birds. They drive slow and yell at kids in public places.
Martin County High School is home of the tigers. The administration is corrupt. Only a third of the teachers are cool. The school is the best in athletics. Jensen is the prep school. South Fork is the red neck and hispanic school.
Most teenagers in Martin County are so bored they become potheads. The few that dont work at a fast food restaurant or Publix.
Theres nothing to do in Stuart or Palm Shitty. The only good thing in Jensen was the mall back when we were 12. Most people here think that Salerno is the ghetto..they have never seen a ghetto. The white people that grow up in Palm City are stuck up wannabe preps. They do cheerleading and lacrosse.
Hobe Sound is where the long hair denim skirt wearing conservative folk and a couple rednecks live.
People that grow up here stay here because they are small town Floridians that only see the world on reality tv and from cruise ships.Or they are rednecks that have no interest in leaving the county. I feel bad for their children.
There are a lot of snow birds. They drive slow and yell at kids in public places.
Martin County High School is home of the tigers. The administration is corrupt. Only a third of the teachers are cool. The school is the best in athletics. Jensen is the prep school. South Fork is the red neck and hispanic school.
Most teenagers in Martin County are so bored they become potheads. The few that dont work at a fast food restaurant or Publix.
Jack "Hey doe are you from the 772 ?"
Jill "Yeah it sucks get me out of here."
Bob "Do you go to JBHS or SFHS ?"
Taylor "Hell no I cheer for MCHS"
Martin County Florida is a joke
Jill "Yeah it sucks get me out of here."
Bob "Do you go to JBHS or SFHS ?"
Taylor "Hell no I cheer for MCHS"
Martin County Florida is a joke
by anonymous44241231 February 17, 2013
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a school in Stuart, FL. aka "county". Its built on a landfill. it consists of surfers/potheads and rednecks, and wannabe preps. the staff ride around on shitty golf carts. there is a random concrete square "the stage" in a field that the seniors get to paint. yay. the 12 black people at our school hang out by metal rails called "the monkey bars" and the other minorities gather outside the drafting room. all the surfer/potheads are too late to hang out anywhere in the mornings. the majority of fights are race wars. one time the school tried to ban camo and the rebel flag. The last time an administrator tried to break up a Black girl fight, he had to go to the hospital. if you went to mchs prior to 2009, you at some point:
*snuck off for off-campus lunch guat-packed into one of the many monster trucks populating campus.
*ate at Anna's at least 3 times a week.
*got to go on field trips to the firing range and ride along with cops.
*took pre-calc or sat prep with the most awesome teacher ever.
*had that teacher either throw something that belonged to you across the room, publicly humiliate you, or tell you "you can sleep when you're dead".
*wanted to kill yourself senior year after seeing the 4900th episode of "on the prowl"
*skipped 3&4th block after the security guards left the back gate open after A lunch.
*were convinced that the ESE kids were used for slave labor.
*got a speeding ticket on campus for going 11 mph.
*snuck off for off-campus lunch guat-packed into one of the many monster trucks populating campus.
*ate at Anna's at least 3 times a week.
*got to go on field trips to the firing range and ride along with cops.
*took pre-calc or sat prep with the most awesome teacher ever.
*had that teacher either throw something that belonged to you across the room, publicly humiliate you, or tell you "you can sleep when you're dead".
*wanted to kill yourself senior year after seeing the 4900th episode of "on the prowl"
*skipped 3&4th block after the security guards left the back gate open after A lunch.
*were convinced that the ESE kids were used for slave labor.
*got a speeding ticket on campus for going 11 mph.
john:do you go to sfhs or jbhs?
bob: hellllll no fuck those schools, i go to martin county high school!
bob: hellllll no fuck those schools, i go to martin county high school!
by 7722222222222222 July 27, 2010
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- It's a bigger deal to come out as a Republican than to come out of the closet.
- Your parents make $120,000 a year, yet you're still considered middle class.
- You know the difference between Thai, Vietnamenese, Chinese, Japanese, Cantonese, and Korean food.
- Left is right and right is wrong.
- Your typical weekend night is spent in a hot tub...
- ...or driving around looking for a party.
- You can't walk into Comforts without seeing at least two people you know.
- None of your friends are around over school breaks because they're either off in Europe or Hawaii, or spending time up at their Tahoe homes.
- Every car at your school either has a bumper sticker for Kerry 2004 or one with the name of a prestigious college...or both.
- The hippy crowd at your school makes up the majority of the school's population.
- There are more hybrid cars at your school than there are black people.
- You have been stopped by cops for being out past curfew.
- Parties are consistently broken up by 11.
- You know the difference between a Cabernet and a Sauvignon Blan...before you turn thirteen.
- You spent your Saturday nights as a seventh grader at Bar and Bat Mitzvah parties.
- You hear the words snow and blow and immediately think about MC.
- You've been at In 'n Out until closing...more than once
- You regularly eat at vegan or organic restaurants
- You have to cross a bridge to find something to do past 10 o'clock
- You play Texas Hold 'Em regularly, and never buy in for less than $20
- You can't imagine going to college parties and having to drink cheap ass beer for once
- It's a bigger deal to come out as a Republican than to come out of the closet.
- Your parents make $120,000 a year, yet you're still considered middle class.
- You know the difference between Thai, Vietnamenese, Chinese, Japanese, Cantonese, and Korean food.
- Left is right and right is wrong.
- Your typical weekend night is spent in a hot tub...
- ...or driving around looking for a party.
- You can't walk into Comforts without seeing at least two people you know.
- None of your friends are around over school breaks because they're either off in Europe or Hawaii, or spending time up at their Tahoe homes.
- Every car at your school either has a bumper sticker for Kerry 2004 or one with the name of a prestigious college...or both.
- The hippy crowd at your school makes up the majority of the school's population.
- There are more hybrid cars at your school than there are black people.
- You have been stopped by cops for being out past curfew.
- Parties are consistently broken up by 11.
- You know the difference between a Cabernet and a Sauvignon Blan...before you turn thirteen.
- You spent your Saturday nights as a seventh grader at Bar and Bat Mitzvah parties.
- You hear the words snow and blow and immediately think about MC.
- You've been at In 'n Out until closing...more than once
- You regularly eat at vegan or organic restaurants
- You have to cross a bridge to find something to do past 10 o'clock
- You play Texas Hold 'Em regularly, and never buy in for less than $20
- You can't imagine going to college parties and having to drink cheap ass beer for once
basically its for the the tree hugging hot tubbing liberals the whole country makes fun of but wishes they were actually part of it (marin county)
by arw October 7, 2005
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