Markowski 

1. An Eskimo that plays tennis.

2. Eastern American Mythology: A relatively young high school teacher aspiring to become a licensed professional councilor. Women wanted him. Men wanted to be him. His post-pubescent female(/male??) students were all up ons for they found him devastatingly attractive and orgasmic to the eye. To the unaided eye, he may appear to have been dressed by his mother and/or wife. Yeah, he talked a lot about his wife, but he talked even more about his dog, Arthur. On a clear night, when the moon is full, if you listen carefully you may still hear Markowski roaming the halls at Northeast. Roaming, and wondering, "Will that pedal ever meet the pavement?"

Markowski says: "This is where the pedal meets the pavement."

Markowski by GeoColSan September 28, 2005

jacob markowski 

A guy who is always there for you. He will make you laugh no matter what. He can make anything funny and loves music. I he dosnt date you than he will be like a brother to you.

Jacob Markowski is like a brother to me.
I could talk to Jacob Markowski all night and he would listen.
When i was feeling down Jacob Markowski made me laugh

jacob markowski by Jmoran1999 October 30, 2013

Matkowsky 

1. The definition of "the man"
2. a jerk-off

1. "i fucking love matkowsky"
2. you are one fucking ruthless Matkowsky

Matkowsky by datnigga67 February 11, 2009

Magrowski 

Huge Polish cock.

“Jesus did you see the Magrowski on Stan?

Magrowski by Mongoloid Joe December 7, 2019

macrosky 

my best friend and fnaf enjoyer

macrosky is so cool
agreed

macrosky by dayseey April 19, 2021

markowski 

someone who thinks there opinion matters but there opinion is always wrong.

stop being a markowski you know you are wrong

markowski by waterbottleman46 January 3, 2022