A person who blames you for something that had nothing to do with you and rings your local doctors clinic and police telling them that you sell pills 💊 to school children down the street.
I got cut off my meds and cops are searching me all the time ,this has mark the narc written all over it .
by KEEPitREAL100% September 1, 2022
A skid mark head is when your head is really deformed and premature. Some examples of people who have a skid mark head are: Jason Vorhees,Characters from wrong turn or hills have eyes.
by Bap3GoD November 21, 2017
Mark is the human version of a brown q tip. He traps his farts under his blankets when he's lying in bed at night and inhales them when his disposable runs out. Mark loves late night walks in the park with old men and brunch with his friends great grandparents. You will often find him at Paknsave licking old shampoo bottles and eating the raw chicken. Mark can't control his bowel movements so unfortunately that means he is constantly shitting himself. He has started to invest in buying adult nappies which catch the diarrhea but unfortunately that means he gets skids on his bum cheeks. Mark is creative and quirky and loves to dance to the jungle junction theme song. Mark is a ray of sunshine that blinds your eyes until you can't see.
Random 1: "hey have you seen Mark Latu?"
Random 2: "Yeahh, I saw him up in that tall tree, licking the birds nests"
Random 2: "Yeahh, I saw him up in that tall tree, licking the birds nests"
by Fiona Parker May 1, 2022
mark anastasio is my boyfriend
by amaanstasio September 29, 2020
A guy with lots of green flags and nothing of the BS you see in people. People say he's corny, but people just don't understand his humor. He also packs something big in his pants too, guess what it is...
by Botchi02 May 12, 2022
A guy with lots of green flags and nothing of the BS you see in people. People say he's corny, but people just don't understand his humor. He also packs something big in his pants too, guess what it is...
by Botchi02 May 12, 2022
It’s when you talking to a person a lot or like a person you end up seeing and noticing them or people of their family more and more by random chance, it originated in 1908, When Sr Mark Kleval was wandering the streets of East London when he came across a young lady and had an attraction for her and started talking to her, from that day on every time he stepped into the street for the rest of he’s life he saw a different element of this young lady, either her, her car, one of her parents or one of her close relatives, sadly he only lived for a year after that.
Damb Bro, I’m convinced I see this girl I’m taking to everywhere, it has to be the Mark Kleval Theory.
by Adventures Of Autocorrect March 5, 2019