(n.) - a high school located in Atlanta that is filled to an excess of smug losers who think their the shit even though their too big of pussies to play Pius in football after losing two years straight. They constantly fill their minds with thoughts that their high school is greatest thing this world has seen. There are a hand full of kids that go to Marist that are pretty cool, but other than that, the rest of the school is a bunch of stuck up douches who think they rule the world because they have some state championships and a swimming pool, oh yea and how could I forget "tradition." This term does not only apply to this certain school, but also any other douche filled school that may exist in your area as well.
"Is it even legal to have this many douchebags at a school, oh wait I forgot, it's Marist."
"How many Marist kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who gives a shit they're all douchebags."
"How many Marist kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who gives a shit they're all douchebags."
by wattttuuuppppp marist May 24, 2011
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“Oh you mean that trashyass white school with the blackface girls? Hell nah!
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Marist is a private school in Atlanta that’s really good at football and academics. Marist kids have hella school spirit and the best student section at football games. Pius is really sour about Marist kids’ athletic and academic talents because they are a school of kids who didn’t get in to Marist.
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Get the marist college canberra mug.A Catholic school located on the southside of Chicago. There you can find some respectable young women and frankly superb young men. The women are good hearted, while also being able to let loose (Within the bounds of self respect, of course). The men are simply known for their athletic and academic prowess.
The band is very well known for their sophisticated melodies. It has been described to be akin to a sweet angel blessing one's eardrums with warm and tender kisses. They are taught by a strict but competent band director. Think J.K Simmons in whiplash except in the body of Al from Al's Toy Barn.
The Football team is skillful to a degree, however their performance varies from year to year. There also has been unfortunate transfers due to personal reasons. One truly famous example was the transfer of one of our best and brightest who shall remain undisclosed. However, to express the magnitude of this loss is a message written in hopes of reaching him:
"Dear C.M. Jr.,
We may not have spoken much, at all in fact. But, you were a shining light in the dark. Your chiseled face and proud expression were a daily boost whenever I saw you walking through the halls with your many many friends. I miss you every day M, so much so words fail me. I know but one truth in this world, if the light at the end of the tunnel does not contain your silhouette I do not wish continue. For I have no place in a universe without you.
Until we meet again,
Anonymous"
The band is very well known for their sophisticated melodies. It has been described to be akin to a sweet angel blessing one's eardrums with warm and tender kisses. They are taught by a strict but competent band director. Think J.K Simmons in whiplash except in the body of Al from Al's Toy Barn.
The Football team is skillful to a degree, however their performance varies from year to year. There also has been unfortunate transfers due to personal reasons. One truly famous example was the transfer of one of our best and brightest who shall remain undisclosed. However, to express the magnitude of this loss is a message written in hopes of reaching him:
"Dear C.M. Jr.,
We may not have spoken much, at all in fact. But, you were a shining light in the dark. Your chiseled face and proud expression were a daily boost whenever I saw you walking through the halls with your many many friends. I miss you every day M, so much so words fail me. I know but one truth in this world, if the light at the end of the tunnel does not contain your silhouette I do not wish continue. For I have no place in a universe without you.
Until we meet again,
Anonymous"
by RiceBoy22 July 12, 2023
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Get the Marist High School mug.A truly awesome school. Despite its location in the depressed city of Poughkeepsie, NY, Marist is still the shit. Marist students are known for being able to balance schoolwork and partying. A really chill school with great people and a great campus. Anyone who badmouths or disses Marist is probably pissed because they either couldn't get into the school, or are just too dumb to go there. Marist students can be found at many locations in town like Hatters, Backstreet, Rennies, and The Chance. If you're looking for a great time and the true college experience, come to Marist. It's the best four years of your life, so make the most of it.
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