Mariano AKA Bok Choy, is a very annoying person who loves Minecraft and likes to hog the bed and shower.
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Mariano such an asshole
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He is a boy who has a lot of love in his heart, but above all, he knows how to make himself loved by others, involuntarily. He is a particular type of person, but if you can understand him you will get along very well. He is respectful, even with girls, and has a great (!) immense (!) heart. He can listen you about your problems/your stories/etc more than you can expect. He wouldn't hurt even an ant. He looks shy and reserved and that's what makes him BABY too. But in addition to being a baby he is also very attractive, he knows how to behave and his always being polite makes him earn a thousand points. I like Mariano very much and I wish it were the same for him. If you find one, keep it tight, I hope mine never escapes.
Mati: hi, mariano!
Mariano: hi Matilde!! (^ω^)
Mati: *he’s so hot please*
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A sex slave who picks grapes and likes mommy milkers and a weed smoker that gets high all the GOD DAMN TIME urgh!
Have u seen how Mariano is such a goofy little milker sucker?
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Mariano AKA Bok Choy, is a very annoying person who loves Minecraft and likes to hog the bed and shower.
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saimas husband, the perfect guy with the BEST hair 😌
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The greatest closer in baseball history. Period. End of Story.
Dude #1: Mariano Rivera
Dude #2: The dude that blew a world series by throwing a ball into center field?
Dude #1: Yeah, the dude that has the lowest career post season average, 500+ saves, the lowest career era among relief pitchers and the most saves in post season and world series history.

Dude #2: Damn.
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