This manthroom is a cornucopia of manliness whereby all who enter can be free from emasculation
"Nothing says "Class Act Manthroom" like storing trophies, magazines, Wildcat Flag, and laundry bags that my Queen would have thrown away years ago. This is the power my Manthroom bears:
freedom from tyranny."
"In the Manthroom, if any person were to invade this space while shaving or
taking care of business... I can immediately defend myself with an authentic
Spartan spear, and promptly get back to business."