What is Manceptional? Manceptional is a state of being. It’s the way you feel the first time you put on a custom tailored three piece suit. The way you feel after making love to a beautiful woman for two days straight and she says “thank you”. Manceptional is being able to fluently speak five languages, two of which are native to your own private island. It’s being a man who can build things with his bare hands which lesser men would need “tools” to do. When you are Manceptional women want to be with you, and men begin to doubt their sexual orientation. When you are Manceptional you sit at the top of the food-chain that is mankind, which means you are at the top of the food-chain that is at the top of the food chain. When you are Manceptional you can walk into any room with confidence, not because you fit in- lesser men fit in- but because you are Manceptional.
by Manceptional August 7, 2012
Woman: "This car needs an oil change. I'm going to take care of it this afternoon."
Man (not listening): "That's nice, honey... Say, we should take the car in for an oil change soon. Trust me."
Woman: "Once an idea has taken hold of the brain, it’s almost impossible to eradicate. You have just experienced the art of Manception."
Man (not listening): "That's nice, honey."
Man (not listening): "That's nice, honey... Say, we should take the car in for an oil change soon. Trust me."
Woman: "Once an idea has taken hold of the brain, it’s almost impossible to eradicate. You have just experienced the art of Manception."
Man (not listening): "That's nice, honey."
by PortmanteauStorm July 31, 2022
I was talking to my girls about mansplianing the other day, and this dude butts in on the conversation and starts talking over me about stuff we already knew. It was manception.
by SavageBoobsMcghee July 23, 2018
Homosexuals often have manceptions
by Clinically Creepy May 18, 2014
(man + acceptable)
Minimum sizes a certain group of women expect of men, in order to be deemed "acceptable", such as:
- Shoes = AT LEAST size 10
- Waistline = AT LEAST 30"
- Dick = AT LEAST 5" in length
(may vary from group to group)
Minimum sizes a certain group of women expect of men, in order to be deemed "acceptable", such as:
- Shoes = AT LEAST size 10
- Waistline = AT LEAST 30"
- Dick = AT LEAST 5" in length
(may vary from group to group)
When Phuong asked him what his shoe size was, he said "8, 8 & a half.... sometimes 9," which she did not deem MANceptable, leading to a complete lack of interest on her part
by catfight12 January 13, 2009