by BooplyBoopleyBooty June 17, 2019
manager: i know you told me all this work is impossible to get done in time, but get it done. i'll go do some useless paperwork.
employee: but...
manager: you're fired. now get back to work.
employee: but...
manager: you're fired. now get back to work.
by Jack Cough December 26, 2008
by -Anon- July 13, 2003
sits in the back room on myspace and facebook, smokes too much, talks on the phone, does little or nothing all day, then tells you what your doing is not being done well enough and gets paid twice as much as you to do it
by nathan. August 21, 2007
A career for losers. Of course I'm talking about store, restaraunt, fast food, and possibly hotel managers. They're the types of people who sit in the back room, smoke cigarettes, and chat all while doing minimal to no work. They then act like their jobs are hard. They get paid to yell at everyone and treat people beneath their position like they're nothing. They also get paid double to triple what everyone else makes for acting like trailer trash basically. Some of them have college degrees while others just got to where they were by kissing up. They are some of the lowest lives on earth, and they are lower than those who they employed. There are some good people with those jobs, but for the most part they're losers. They think they are business men and women, but they are sorely mistaken. Keep in mind that while they don't live in poverty they are not rich either, and most of them have bugs up their asses because they'll be at those lame jobs their whole lives. People beneath their position with heads on their shoulders will end up with better careers than any manager in the long run. Serves them right.
Retail Worker: I'm starting my part time college job tomorrow. I wonder who my dirtbag manager is. Maybe this boss will be one of the rare nice ones who won't be there forever. Who knows?
by TheSmartBigShot December 22, 2009
A medical condition - and the professional field opened upon contraction - which nullifies or in severe cases reverses the normal causative effects of gaining skill in an area as experience with that area also grows, as well as inverting the pay-to-productivity ratio.
Bob got management and within 6 months had forgotten everything he had learned in his 10 years as a developer. He can't write a line of code anymore, but now he makes twice as much as he did before!
by Adayin December 23, 2009
A scenario in which a person in an authoritative role is attempting to give you instructions or direction, but yet too retarded to spell their title correctly. A true urban retard.
Thank You,
Managment
Managment
by nasty dancer December 14, 2009