Shane Mc -
Symptoms -
-To act as a little boy stropping
-Never admits being wrong
-Expects you to agree with everything
-Expects an opinion off you, but unless it isnt his then it dont matter
-Shouts trying to be the alpha male, however, looks even more like a little boy
-However
This doesnt matter as he has a giant penis and knows how to use it.
Symptoms -
-To act as a little boy stropping
-Never admits being wrong
-Expects you to agree with everything
-Expects an opinion off you, but unless it isnt his then it dont matter
-Shouts trying to be the alpha male, however, looks even more like a little boy
-However
This doesnt matter as he has a giant penis and knows how to use it.
by AJWplz October 16, 2009
The time of the month when a teenage boy, NOT A MAN, experiences hormonal changes which affect his usual state of bitchiness to an extreme level.
Symptoms:
-irrationality
-need to run 10 miles a day
-touching themselves
-often having rant sessions about the girls they can't get and how bitchy they are, when in reality she's way to good for him and he's to stupid to know how to get a girl in the first place
-often doing stupid things repeatedly with other members of the penile race
-need to have excessively long lingering conversations with oneself involving why they didn't get the girl and expressing their sadness via music and holes in wall.
-lost in thought
-a permanent angry look stuck one their face
-frequent bathroom visits
-drumming fingers on the desk
-tapping feet
-less than needed humming of sad song by some random band that was cool in the 50's. aka the 18 hundreds
-can't express themselves except through song, dance, and pervy comments (more like shuffling..)
-getting lost in a hot girls legs.. I mean, I mean... eyes!
-looking around with nervous glances
-suddenly brings up inside joke that no one else knows
-needs to be the center of attention
-over-drama-tization of their problems
-frequently solving crossword puzzles and math problems
-coming up with more sad songs to sing about during next man period
-putting random programs on their fancy graphing calculator
-still wondering about that girl..
-madly in love with Rae (nice justin)
Symptoms:
-irrationality
-need to run 10 miles a day
-touching themselves
-often having rant sessions about the girls they can't get and how bitchy they are, when in reality she's way to good for him and he's to stupid to know how to get a girl in the first place
-often doing stupid things repeatedly with other members of the penile race
-need to have excessively long lingering conversations with oneself involving why they didn't get the girl and expressing their sadness via music and holes in wall.
-lost in thought
-a permanent angry look stuck one their face
-frequent bathroom visits
-drumming fingers on the desk
-tapping feet
-less than needed humming of sad song by some random band that was cool in the 50's. aka the 18 hundreds
-can't express themselves except through song, dance, and pervy comments (more like shuffling..)
-getting lost in a hot girls legs.. I mean, I mean... eyes!
-looking around with nervous glances
-suddenly brings up inside joke that no one else knows
-needs to be the center of attention
-over-drama-tization of their problems
-frequently solving crossword puzzles and math problems
-coming up with more sad songs to sing about during next man period
-putting random programs on their fancy graphing calculator
-still wondering about that girl..
-madly in love with Rae (nice justin)
Boy on man period, "Oh dude I just heard this cool band the star gazers and theirs this one song that reminds me of my life, but i won't tell you what is is."
by definentlynotchelsea<3luvyouj January 8, 2011
A time that happens every once in a while for a man where he completely sucks at a game lasting for about a couple hours to a week. any longer than that and you are considered a noob
Person 1. Dude I have been sucking on CoD and I don't know why
Person 2. Your Probably on your man period don't worry it should be gone Tomorrow
Person 2. Your Probably on your man period don't worry it should be gone Tomorrow
by rebel1254 January 4, 2011
An area of wetness discovered on the seat of your chair due to condensation from the concentrated, excess heat dissipating from your ass.
I stood up to leave, when I looked down at my chair and realized I was on my man period. Now the girls next to me think my ass is leaking.
by Mr. Zhgé November 10, 2009
The time during the man's bi-annual hormonal cycle when his levels of testosterone become extremely elevated. Symptoms include:
--Extreme rationality
--Enhanced awesomeness
--Supreme driving ability
--Math and Science skills
--Up to 5x normal size of ejaculate
--Crushing at sports (particularly broomball)
--Extreme rationality
--Enhanced awesomeness
--Supreme driving ability
--Math and Science skills
--Up to 5x normal size of ejaculate
--Crushing at sports (particularly broomball)
Sorry I fixed your car while I was making all the money and explaining the stock market to your parents, I'm on my man period.
by The Second Reskatement of Awesome March 10, 2008
The time a few minutes after a guy gets kicked in the balls, lasts about 10 minutes to about an hour. It includes pain in the abdominal and groin region and the feeling of haveing to shit.
(it is called this because the symptoms are similar the the female period)
(it is called this because the symptoms are similar the the female period)
Guy 1:Dont touch me!!!
Guy 2:Wats wrong with you?
Guy 1:Sorry im on my man-period.
Guy 2:Oh you must have got kicked in the balls pretty hard then.
Guy 2:Wats wrong with you?
Guy 1:Sorry im on my man-period.
Guy 2:Oh you must have got kicked in the balls pretty hard then.
by jdank519 November 5, 2008
When a man has a nose bleed. This may or may not happen every month on the man-period mensterul cycle.
by Fannywagon2008 October 23, 2009