Invented in 1866 by Robert E. Lee and Jefferson Davis to ease the sting of the Civil War, man wine is a made with two parts grape juice and one part rum. Fractions may be adjusted depending on the individuals taste but caution should be taken as the drinker most often ends up without pants on.
Davis - I can't believe we lost that war, pass me another glass of man wine.
Lee - Put your damn pants back on JD.
Lee - Put your damn pants back on JD.
by a1miller May 30, 2011
yo man i got a date tonight but i aint got no money to get some fine wine
pshh dont trip that bitch will settle fo' some poor mans wine
pshh dont trip that bitch will settle fo' some poor mans wine
by ol' poor bastard February 7, 2010
A extremely drunk man in Sri Lanka that likes fine white wine. He is one of the wonders of the world.
by honokurdo August 3, 2023