a woman who holds deep seeded feelings for each of her ex's no matter how they treated her. doesn't know how to let go of any of them. holds onto each one. 'collects' them such as a hoarder. goes back and forth between them for comfort. even with a new boyfriend still takes care of her prior ex's from the past. doesn't know how to let go of the men from her past.
girl: I hung out with my ex last night, we didn't do anything we just snuggled. It was comforting.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!