man's time

A "Man's time" is time spent in a restroom of any kind while pooping. During such times, he is not to be disturbed by anyone, least of all a woman. Man's time is often accompanied by reading materials, including (but not limited to) pornography. Not to be confused with "Woman's time" which has something to do with the menstrual cycle.

"Dad? Are you jerking off to Barely Legal during your Man's time? I just had my first period and I need to use the can."

by duke5572 October 3, 2005

Black Man's Time

A very relaxed concept of time, as used by black people the world over...

aiming to get somewhere at 1 when it starts at 12 and actually get there at 2.30

by Tommigunn March 17, 2004

Another Man's Time

When you marry or hook up in an instant family and raise another man's child.

"My friend Jessica just got divorced. You want her?"
"No man, she's got two kids with two different baby daddies."
"What's wrong with that?"
"I don't want to do Another Man's Time."

by Sazzry February 3, 2023

it's time to man up

A common quote founded by the outlaw Jim Raynor. This statement is required when facing the most challenging of odds including ravenous alien creatures hell bent on your destruction. It would have been accepted for Ripley (of alien) to make an utterance of these words in any of the first two movies. Disclaimer: the saying "it is time to man up" may not protect you from any harm and it is most likely you will perish following the statement.

As the demons closed in upon him, Bill looked to his frightened coworkers and stated, "It's time to man up.". He then grabbed his computer monitor and smashed it on the face of one of the creatures. Heroicly, he fought off several more until he was overwhelmed.

by Nebulism September 6, 2015