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man's time 

A "Man's time" is time spent in a restroom of any kind while pooping. During such times, he is not to be disturbed by anyone, least of all a woman. Man's time is often accompanied by reading materials, including (but not limited to) pornography. Not to be confused with "Woman's time" which has something to do with the menstrual cycle.
"Dad? Are you jerking off to Barely Legal during your Man's time? I just had my first period and I need to use the can."
man's time by duke5572 October 3, 2005
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Black Man's Time 

A very relaxed concept of time, as used by black people the world over...
aiming to get somewhere at 1 when it starts at 12 and actually get there at 2.30
Black Man's Time by Tommigunn March 17, 2004

Another Man's Time 

When you marry or hook up in an instant family and raise another man's child.
"My friend Jessica just got divorced. You want her?"
"No man, she's got two kids with two different baby daddies."
"What's wrong with that?"
"I don't want to do Another Man's Time."
Another Man's Time by Sazzry February 3, 2023

it's time to man up 

A common quote founded by the outlaw Jim Raynor. This statement is required when facing the most challenging of odds including ravenous alien creatures hell bent on your destruction. It would have been accepted for Ripley (of alien) to make an utterance of these words in any of the first two movies. Disclaimer: the saying "it is time to man up" may not protect you from any harm and it is most likely you will perish following the statement.
As the demons closed in upon him, Bill looked to his frightened coworkers and stated, "It's time to man up.". He then grabbed his computer monitor and smashed it on the face of one of the creatures. Heroicly, he fought off several more until he was overwhelmed.
it's time to man up by Nebulism September 6, 2015

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026