A door-to-door salesman, peddling frozen steaks, seafood and chicken, from a dilapidated non-refrigerated freezer in the back of a broken down pick-up truck. The quintessential meat man is quick witted, fast talking and slicker than slippery elm and lanolin. He is revered by shit breathers and considered a GOD in trailer parks, section eight housing complexes and suburban blighted communities throughout the United States.
Shit breather: "Yo, Meat Man! Why am dem T-bones black?
Dey look like dey been de-thawed and shit!'
Russ: "No, no, no. It's... um... Aged Angus! Yeah, that's it!
Aged Kentucky Black Angus!"
Dey look like dey been de-thawed and shit!'
Russ: "No, no, no. It's... um... Aged Angus! Yeah, that's it!
Aged Kentucky Black Angus!"
by Russ and Gus May 8, 2011
Not any meat man, but a meat man with only the finest meats. Due to the general nature of other meat man, he will insist that people feel his meats to see how his are far superior. If you have found The Meat Man and his Meat Man Van, don't be afraid. When he offers to let you get in his van and feel his meats, go ahead; not doing so is incredibly rude and will get you blacklisted by all meat men.
by Soapp August 9, 2018
A super strong male erection of the penis averaging between 8 to 12 inches in length, designed to deeply explore the extreme depths of the female vaginal cavity and leave her mumbling the letter M in the process of the exploration.
Time to give her the Man-made Meat Missile.
The Man-made will leave her MMMMMMMMMM.
Attack of the Man-made Meat Missiles.
The Man-made will leave her MMMMMMMMMM.
Attack of the Man-made Meat Missiles.
by ManMadeMeat January 13, 2018
Damn! I got it last night, but I went up in it naked meant man.
Dude, did you hit that naked meat man?
Don't tell me you hit that naked meat man style.
Dude, did you hit that naked meat man?
Don't tell me you hit that naked meat man style.
by robinU February 1, 2007
dude 1, my girl just told me that i had a meat man with a fro
dude 2, come on man, i don't care if you shave that $#!%
dude 1, lol
dude 2, come on man, i don't care if you shave that $#!%
dude 1, lol
by darkmagitrunks November 8, 2010
A girl walks in to a meat shop for produce and gets more than that. She asks the man for him to sit on her face while he smears meat juice alll over her face. Then she gets steak, wraps it around his dick and chomps it off. Later she gets a butcher knife and they become blood brothers. (NO LONE WOLVES
"I was Fucking the Meat Man. "
by doobhun nickle fo me January 17, 2010