by MishamigoRS November 10, 2019
by Totally not Meat man March 22, 2021
by Mr. MooMar July 12, 2010
The epitome of a sales person. These people are very knowledgeable and generally have anywhere from mediocre to prime cuts. A Meat Man could talk his way into or out of just about anything he chooses to. 8 out of ten are drug addicts thieves and losers to the core but occasionally there is a Meat Man who is consummate and worthy of reverence. The food is not the cheapest or the best you have had by any means! But, it is certainly the best you have ever had that cheap! At least these guys aren't selling drugs on playgrounds and doing home invasions. Buy something and say a prayer for them.
by Bob Whyte February 13, 2016
A door-to-door salesman, peddling frozen steaks, seafood and chicken, from a dilapidated non-refrigerated freezer in the back of a broken down pick-up truck. The quintessential meat man is quick witted, fast talking and slicker than slippery elm and lanolin. He is revered by shit breathers and considered a GOD in trailer parks, section eight housing complexes and suburban blighted communities throughout the United States.
Shit breather: "Yo, Meat Man! Why am dem T-bones black?
Dey look like dey been de-thawed and shit!'
Russ: "No, no, no. It's... um... Aged Angus! Yeah, that's it!
Aged Kentucky Black Angus!"
Dey look like dey been de-thawed and shit!'
Russ: "No, no, no. It's... um... Aged Angus! Yeah, that's it!
Aged Kentucky Black Angus!"
by Russ and Gus May 8, 2011
Not any meat man, but a meat man with only the finest meats. Due to the general nature of other meat man, he will insist that people feel his meats to see how his are far superior. If you have found The Meat Man and his Meat Man Van, don't be afraid. When he offers to let you get in his van and feel his meats, go ahead; not doing so is incredibly rude and will get you blacklisted by all meat men.
by Soapp August 9, 2018