Town in southeastern Pennsylvania located about 20 miles east of Philly. The Borough of Malvern is home to 3,500 geriatrics who all go to 1 pharmacy, 1 convenience store, and 47 antique stores. The borough is about 1 square mile but all the business is located in one half, the blacks have their section and the rich have their place (though they seem to be taking over the black sections). People think they are from Malvern, but most are retards because Malvern mailing address is the size of Cuba. Also sometimes referred to as bumblefuck, PA
1. "We're rich and Catholic! Let's move to Malvern"
2. "We're black and Baptist! Let's move out of Malvern"
3. "We're old! Let's die in Malvern"
Uh, DERP!
2. "We're black and Baptist! Let's move out of Malvern"
3. "We're old! Let's die in Malvern"
Uh, DERP!
by Franklin Delano Roosevelt December 21, 2004
I'm sick of all these definitions about Malvern. I grew up in Malvern, I have family there still. I got into University of Toronto (downtown) though, full scholarship. I'm tamil. I lived in Malvern for a good 17 years, I don't remember any deaths, shootings, friends killing friends on principle or for any other reason! My parents, and many of the other residents of Malvern, no matter what race, were/are first year immigrants and worked their asses off in order to escape persecution in their home country to get to Canada. In my graduating year of high school, almost all of the students went to University or College. A lot to UofT Scarborough, since this university is IN Malvern.
Quit talking nonsence about Malvern. You've never lived here, taken a step in here, SO WHY ARE YOU ACTING LIKE YOU HAVE?!
by Informed. August 31, 2006
YOUR GRAVE
by DetroitDrycleaning April 13, 2019
A mad small town in long island NY that even the bordering towns never heard of. Its all middle class and 95% old people. The police force do nothing but harass teens and minorities. Every once in awhile you may see a black person. Most of the people there are racist and send their kids to all white catholic schools. The 0.01% non racist people send there kids to the malverne schools which are mostly black. Everyone in malverne are irish republicans. Nothing ever happenes in malverne. Its the most boring place in NY.
"Hi im from malverne" "where is that?"
"Im from malverne and i go to the catholic school"
"Hi im from malverne and im afraid of minorities"
"Im from malverne and i go to the catholic school"
"Hi im from malverne and im afraid of minorities"
by Jim46 September 28, 2013
Literally one of the smallest and richest towns on Long Island. The people here are filthy rich Irish Republicans. The teens are all over-sheltered, spoiled and sometimes weirdos because they have been sent to catholic schools by their racist parents in lieu of the diverse Malverne School District. The town is bordered by Lynbrook and West Hempstead. Everyone here eats bagels and Pizza. We all LOVE Danny's Bagels. You will find thicker long island accents here and expensive sports cars parked in front of beautiful, yet modestly sized homes. Everyone has been to Malverne Cinema and has watched Malverne Mel on groundhog day. The teens all go to Lynbrook and West Hempstead to hang out and party because there's too many old people in Malverne. We have our own tiny police department made up of overpaid and under-worked officers who confiscate teens skateboards, harass the minority kids who go to the public schools, and wait for speeders on Ocean Avenue. Everyone knows everyone and there is an extreme community vibe here. An all around great place to live in the end.
"I'm from Malverne, I go to Kellenberg High"
Person #1: Where are you from?
Person #2: Malverne
Person #1: Wheres that?
Person #1: Where are you from?
Person #2: Malverne
Person #2: You must have money.
Person #1: Where are you from?
Person #2: Malverne
Person #1: Wheres that?
Person #1: Where are you from?
Person #2: Malverne
Person #2: You must have money.
by Long Island Iced Tea August 25, 2013
Malvern is one of the most dangerous neighborhoods in Toronto, Ontario. It’s really common for a shooting or stabbing to occur in malvern . I would say it’s a hood, but it’s still a really nice place to live or hangout in.
by No one knows me quiet January 3, 2021
by hot malvern boy toy March 14, 2005