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the next morning after drinking large quantities of malt liquor (namely 40 ouncers) when you fart profusely and it smells like dead shit.
o man i drank way to many steelies last night. my farts smell like if shit were a living thing and then died and started to decompose, but only it's coming from my ass in gas form. i got the malt farts
by japer July 27, 2006
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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