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i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out 

person 1: i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out
person 2: you fucking what??? you goin to jail cuhhhhhhhhh

Makin' an Omlette

Sprinklin some cheese, peppers, and other omlette ingredients and then crackin an egg on that bitches head
i got some peppers n threw some cheese on that bitch n three eggs later we had a three egg omlette, we were totally makin' an omlette on that bitch.