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The Mad Shits 

I shouldn't have eaten that chili last night, because now I have "the mad shits".

I've been on the toilet all day with "the mad shits".

I'm gonna put ex lax in that cheating bastards lunch today so he will be stuck home all night with "the mad shits".
The Mad Shits by annie bo fannie August 20, 2014

Mad Dog Shits 

The insane shit you take the morning after drinking a Mad Dog 2020. It smells like whatever flavor you drank. It's nasty.
Guy: "Man , I got the Mad Dog shits. It smells like that grape Mad Dog 2020 I had last night."

Girlfriend: "Let me smell that shit!!!"