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Mad hoe disease 

A hoe who is upset when someone dates their ex and situations where one usually gets mad but mad hoes over react
Just because Allison dated your ex don't try to fight her. You must have mad hoe disease or something
Mad hoe disease by Duh_hydrated October 9, 2014
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Mad Hoe Disease 

A disease where a hoe goes crazy trying to steal your man or other people's mans
Symptoms are-

Psycosis- What's this bitch doing around my man
Dementia- Did she forget he's mine
Depression- When they realize they dont have a chance
Anxiety- when they realize imma fight them if they don't stay away
Problems with coordination- Because hoes cant fight
Confusion- She still going after him? she must have be confused
Pins and Needles- When she's getting her ass beat
Did you say she's trying to steal Robbie from me, that girl got Mad Hoe Disease
Mad Hoe Disease by nesuDnaV nediA December 15, 2019
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