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Lucky Shit 

Luck in literal shit...

It is a common Russian superstition that bird feces are good luck

Thanks Dwyane Wade, the 13 time NBA allstar that believes this too

I just lost my faith in humanity
One of the weirdest superstitions is lucky shit.
Lucky Shit by peoplearecrazy April 16, 2022

LUCKY SHIT 

When you take a shit and wipe and get the pleasant surprise of finding no shit on the toilet paper. This is a lucky thing so don't take it likely you selfish bastard.
(Man 1) Hey man, it must be my lucky day, I just took a shit and wiped and my ass was clean! I just had a lucky shit...
(Man 2) You lucky bastard.
LUCKY SHIT by John & Justin M. January 20, 2011

Lucky Shit 

When you go to take a dump, and after your first wipe you notice there is nothing on the toilet paper. You are then free to proceed to button your pants back up and go along with your day.

Lucky shits are extremely convenient, quick, and clean, but unfortunately just as rare.
"Dude I need to take a MAD shit, hurry up!"

"Don't worry I'm almost done. I'm having a lucky shit today."

lucky shit
Lucky Shit by BeetchNyuckah May 27, 2011

Lucky Shits 

The bodily refuse that occurs as a by product of eating too much Lucky Charms breakfast cereal. Usually green in color due to the food dyes contained in the marshmallows, the shade may vary based on how much cereal is actually consumed.
I had a bad case of the Lucky Shits today. It was all because I ate half the box of Lucky Charms this morning. The cereal is magically delicious, I'd do it again in a heartbeat!
Lucky Shits by TheLuckyPooper July 30, 2021

Lucky shitsnacks 

When you find undesirable food to eat when you're starving
Clifton was having a late night jazz session, and all he could find to eat were lucky shitsnacks.

shit luck 

dude one: hey man someone stole my car!
dude two: man, that's shit luck.
shit luck by eliphalet December 29, 2007