lovenox

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n. drug given to prevent blood clots

v. nursing school lingo for one who gets "knocked" off their feet by seriously awesome sex

n. Corny pick up line by weird guy in nursing school, aimed at picking up one of his hot female classmates

#1
Jane: Mrs. Wakenstine's Lovenox is due at 0800. Would anyone mind checking this drug with me before I give it?

#2
Rachel: Holy Shit man! Our gardener Juan fucked me senseless last night. It was total lovenox nirvana!

Jessica: Rach you totally gotta hook me up!

Rachel: Hell no bitch! Once your Lovenox'd like that, you'll never be the same... he's all mine

#3
Wierd Ass loser nursing school guy:
Hey baby! YOur lovenox me off my feet

Hot Nursing student: Piss off weird ass! Your freakin me the hell out....

lovenox by globalDIVAlove March 28, 2010

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lovenotte

A love-hate relationship; a couple that is discretely 100% meant to be; a situation when two secret lovers act like they hate each other; an immature relationship

"You know what I think? I think you're in a lovenotte with John."

"Why are you so immature about your relationship with John?"

"You like John."

"No! I hate him!"

lovenotte by Kayson March 24, 2011

Related Words

lovenox • lovefoxxx • lovenoculars • lovenoor • lovenotte • Lovepox • helena-in-lovexoxo • love box • love noodle • love note

lovefoxxx

Japanese-Brazilian lead singer of Cansei de Ser Sexy (CSS)

'Lovefoxxx's gig at reading last nite was awesome'

lovefoxxx by Hardley Surton March 31, 2007

Lovebox

A cute name for vagina

1. Jeff got his hands closer and closer to my lovebox and I quickly told him to stop.

2. Isnt my lovebox so tight?

Lovebox by TakeMeShopping February 6, 2010

lovenoculars

formed by making a heart shape with your two hands and placing over the eyes, as if one were looking through heart-shaped binoculars. it is a way to show your love and appreciation for someone. often used from across the room, to communicate love.

Diego saw his girlfriend Lena from across the room, but she was deep in conversation with someone, so he caught her eye and gave her lovenoculars so she knew he saw her.

lovenoculars by falltothesky January 16, 2008

lovenoor

Gets no pussy, Gets played by every girl, Merked asf, No facial hair and i run him.

"yoo that lovenoor kid a bitch ahlie"

lovenoor by whereshoudini1 March 23, 2022

Lovepox

A highly contagious infection that causes heavy infatuation inside ones heart. Includes symptoms of euphoria and speechlessness.

I'm attracted to Natalie, I might have a case of lovepox

Lovepox by awiebear October 21, 2020

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

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hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

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