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love bumps 

an std also known by its common name herpes
I was about to go down on that girl and realized she had love bumps!
love bumps by r4y April 29, 2006
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love bumps 

The lovley little hills of pus filled joy that one get's on his/her respective penis/vagina after engaging in sex with somebody infected with herpes

That fooking slut gave me the love bumps!
love bumps by Shaggy_357 May 6, 2006

Love Bump 

The effect of sexy or erotic movements or gestures on a man’s private parts which cause said part to become erect.
Myranda gave Chris a clearly visible love bump
Love Bump by Krisy n Lizzi January 17, 2010

love bump 

"puffy pussy" when a medium built female wears tight fitting pants and has a puffy pussy you can clearly see.
The little tramp has a love bump.

love bump by nastytrucker44 February 3, 2009

Love bump 

Lightly bumping the back of another car with your own, slow enough to not cause any damage.
"I got distracted and the car rolled forward. But it's all good, there's no damage to either car, it was only a love bump".
Love bump by wheresl1am October 4, 2022
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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