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The Poop-Hole Loop-Hole 

When a woman/girl claims to be a virgin on the grounds that the only penetrative sex she's ever engaged in has been anal.
Jack: Dude, your girlfriend's a slut
John: No way, she was a virgin when we started dating
Jack: Yea, only cuz of the poop-hole loop-hole. Just ask Dave, Mike, Jamal, Terrence, Shaun, Shawn, Sean, and our biology teacher

John: :O

Poop-hole Loop-hole

Taking it in the ass in order to preserve your virginity.
I heard she lost it. Nah man, she used the poop-hole loop-hole

poop hole loop hole

The clause by which a female may circumvent the moral law which dictates that a female should not engage in sexual relations prior to marriage by participating in anal sexual relations in lieu of vaginal intercourse. Additionally, the female will conveniently avoid risk of pregnancy while simultaneously preserving her virginity.
He: No, we cannot have sex, we are not married!
She: It's okay...we can use the poop hole loop hole and you can do me in the butt!
He: Sweet!

the devils loop hole 

It's when your girls is super religious, so instead of being able to go in the front door you got to do the devils loop hole and fuck her in the ass.
My girl loves Jesus and wants to keep it pure but I'm horny as fuck, so we use the devils loop hole and now my Dick smells like shit

booty hole loop hole 

Basically girls get fucked in the ass instead of the vagina so they can technically "preserve" their vagine virginity for marraige.

Basically just an excuse to morally fuck.
The booty hole loop hole was a common excuse for the religious girls at the party.

God's loophole 

A way to retain your technical virginity but still engage in sexual activity by taking it in the arse
We're not supposed to have sex before marriage, so we used God's loophole.
God's loophole by resettinglife February 5, 2014