long ye 

a filthy prisoner and drug addict who disappoints everyone in his life

girl: please stop smoking meth

boy: shut up im a long ye

long ye by swagdude34 November 21, 2023

ye long old lady 

The Ye Long Old Lady is a lady who has an extremely long penis. Their penis is so long president Lincoln cut half of it off to build the White House. Being a trans they cannot find anyone to make out with.

Ye Long Old Lady is walking by

ye long old lady by GreasyRooster1 March 15, 2022

Long yellow thing 

Skool bus

Gf:i'm in the long yellow thing
BF:ok

Long yellow thing by Don't ask 191 November 28, 2018

for 20 long years!!! 

what you say after anyone asks you how long you have done something.

Girl: so how long you been drawing comics?
Guy: FOR 20 LONG YEARS!!!


girl: so you ever heard that song?
Guy: which song?
Girl: Come on Eileen.
Guy: yeah i listened to it...FOR 20 LONG YEARS!!!

for 20 long years!!! by Cheesebadger January 10, 2005

Five long years 

That's how long it took us to get Harvest back.

At first it was going well. Then setback after setback... Loss after loss... Made what was going to be a quick and decisive win... Into five long years of hell.

Five long years by LOOOOOOOOOOONG WOOOOOOOOOOORD November 12, 2022

Year Long Asthmatic 

Someone who has an annoyingly stuffed nose for the entire year, and makes it disgusting to be near them.
They frequently blow their noses, yet they never, ever, get better.

Paul: "Ugh, I don't want to sit next to Fran, she's a Year Long Asthmatic."
Henry: "I know...it's gross. Let's sit near John instead."

Year Long Asthmatic by C.Caples November 27, 2009

Person Who Has Long Hair Of The Year 

Awards ceremony held each year to commend those with unncessecarily long hair; beyond the call of duty, nature, and their barbers.

"You have long hair"
*is added to nominees list*

Person Who Has Long Hair Of The Year by Spike May 9, 2003