A word describing a massive penis, with the strength and power of a God inside a mortal man. Usually used in the context to describe an asian man with glasses and pimples, due to the stereotypes of asian men having a small penis.
'OMG, did you see Brian's Long Spear yesterday? I couldn't even see the other side of it!'
'Long Spears are an exotic type of abnormally large sexual components of the male species. Homosapians who wield these powers have large amounts of female attraction.'
'Long Spears are an exotic type of abnormally large sexual components of the male species. Homosapians who wield these powers have large amounts of female attraction.'
by LongSpearMaster25 September 9, 2019
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I wrote everything I have for my book report, but it's a third of a page too short. Better use longspeak to get the length right.
by TobiRobbinson March 16, 2022
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