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long distance whore 

A long distance whore is a person who loooves the idea of sex. All they do is talk and joke about sex. Sexting with them is a whole different level, they be making toe curling, pillow biting, nut busting erotic roleplay. But when it comes to the real deal they won't let you touch them not even with a stick.
-Damn Mike Litt is a total long distance whore.

-Wait isn't he cupiosexual?

-Eh same thing.

(Written by a long distance whore)
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