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lollipoped 

When someone hacks your Facebook account and logs a stupid post. Classics include: "Does anyone have a lollipop?" and "I like poop".
Hey man, what's up with that post?

Damn... Not again. My brother grabbed my iPhone lollipoped me.
lollipoped by Xluthru April 13, 2011

lollipops and fancy pants 

The most coveted acquisitions of men who believe they are very deserving, special boys. Materialistic, phony sycophants will literally kiss the ass of anyone who they think might be superior to them or have something to offer in the hopes that they will eventually be rewarded the highest prizes of them all - plenty of 'candy', and high-end designer clothing.
However, like the old carrot-on-a-stick adage, they remain in constant pursuit of bigger lollipops to suck on and fancier pants to wear - never satisfied, never sated, but always sucking, sucking, sucking.

Proving that no lollipops are sweet enough, nor any pants in the world fancy enough to mend a human heart.
Person 1: "That guy is literally the most simpering, superficial fuck on the planet, what's his deal?"
Person 2: "He's sucked a lot of figurative and even some actual dick just so he can have his lollipops and fancy pants"

lolligaggin

when somebody is messing around not doing what they are suppose to be doing.
the kids were in class supposed to be doing their work but instead they were playing around lolligaggin.
lolligaggin by jooliagoolia999 April 18, 2009

Sunshine Lollipops and Rainbows 

Sunshine Lollipops and Rainbows is a song made by Leslie Gore that anyone could like, well unless you are a Norwegian communist that wears a red hoodie, wears a Band-Aid on his face, has Horn-like Hair, and is obsessed with Giant robots, then you would be pissed why its playing.
Edd: Where's Tord?
Tom: I blasted Sunshine Lollipops and Rainbows and he ran away from the house.

Fat man's lollipop 

A pizza cutter that has cheese and toppings on it from cutting a pizza.
Frankie licked his fat man's lollipop after cutting his pizza.
Fat man's lollipop by jonesypeace January 7, 2012

Lolligaging

Lolligaging - (Verb) The act of procrastinating when one has important things to do, such as homework or actual work. When one posts the word "Lolligaging" on facebook, it is an indication that they are currently in the practice of avoiding work.
"Eric was lolligaging when he should have been doing a webassign"

"Rachel lolligaged by speaking with Eric on facebook, during time she should have been writing a paper on frankenstein"

Dude: "I can't hang out tonight, I gotta finish my homework"
Other dude: "How are you not done with it yet??"
Dude: "I've been lolligaging all day..."
Lolligaging by Skylar24x October 23, 2011