lol

"lol" = Shut the fuck up.
Unless it's a chick you like, then it's just hopeful that an lol was appropriate.

Andy: "Yeah dude, me and my dad went fishing today and we caught this huge bass and we cut it all up, cooked it and ate it all up. It was a good day. And then he was like 'I'm so proud of you, son. You're very important to me and I love you.' It made me feel so special and I just gave him a big hug right by the grill. What a great day."
Mark: "lol"

Tina: "Me and Melissa went out today to the beach. It was pretty nice out but these fat guys were checking us out and we were like 'uhh..hi?' lol

Mark: "lol!!"

By the way, my name is not Mark.

by Cooly McCool April 3, 2006

lol

used when you are having a conversation with someone and they say something not funny but they think it is and you dont want them to feel bad.

person one: your mom
person two: lol

by Meera && Julie April 3, 2006

lol

1. laugh out loud
2. lots of love
3. when someone cant be arsed to say anything else

jack: so the docter said i have a detached testicle.

bill: lol

by stevei August 4, 2006

lol

Used to mean "Laugh Out Loud" a while ago, now that it's SO widely used it usually means you're NOT laughing.

dorkz2: I love you.
sexi1: O THX LOL YAY
dorkz2: ...
sexi1: LOL WOT
dorkz2: Don't you love me?
sexi1: o of cousre lol

by coffeekid December 25, 2005

lol

Usually means "laugh out loud", but most of the time when people say it, they're not actually loling. Along time ago when the computer was.. like.. just invented it might of meant "Lamer On Line" (which meant a lamer was online, lol.) and also sometimes "lots of love". It can also indicate that someone thinks whatever they just said is funny, or something. Or it can be said when the person doesn't know what else to say, or a response to a stupid joke, etc.

Person: ..then the kid tripped and when he got back up his nose was bleeding, >>lol.<<
...
Person: thats funny, lol.
...
Person 1: he said he got AID's :(
Person 2: LOL.
...
etc.

by [Aubrey] June 6, 2007

lol

A slang for "I aint got time for you"

Nickname: That monkey is so funny!
Person lol
Nickname: it makes me laugh!
Person: lol
Nickname: are u bz?
Person: lol

by 666-667 January 4, 2008

lol

If a guy tells you that it means "Lots of Love", I assure you, he's gay.
But if someone tells you it's like when you get a small friend and you say you got font sizes bigger than him, I assure you, THAT'S LOL!

You know when you're at a friend's house and his hot sister says "I'll take a shower", and you get an erection? THAT'S LOL!

by Palas Mikha March 23, 2007