Loaf

noun

plural - loaves
A loaded story of great value and(or) a shocking situation that a person describes. An explanation of events that will surely "fill you up"

"Oh boy, do I have a loaf for you! Wait until you hear about this."

by Ahhhh04 September 17, 2021

loaf

the retarded, kylé chenner version of oof

that’s a fat loaf

by lackell December 9, 2018

Loaf

Laugh Out A Fart

haha you totally made me loaf!

by im a real roese December 28, 2016

Loaf

An idiot who doesn't understand things very well

Harris: Look at that idiot!
Joseph: What a loaf!

by corvette120123 December 11, 2021

Loaf

Loaf - An affectionate term for a sexy female.

There are many types of loaf’s tho, just like the bread. Some premium, some mouldy.

Yo Jack, you wanna see this loaf I pulled last night! Whoooo she’s a kingsmill 50/50 loaf innit!

by RicMaroo October 3, 2022

Loaf

To punch somebody.

Quit munching on my back end before i loaf ya in the gut.

by houdinigotloafed January 9, 2018

Loaf

1. (n) Buttsex
2. (v) To have buttsex with/rape anally
3. (v) To completely dominate/pwn

1. We had a good loaf last night on the kitchen counter.
2. Fuck dude. Troy just loafed me in a creepy white van.
3. I spent all night loafing noobs on COD.

by FuckYeahMontana July 5, 2010