"Fuck, that little red riding hoodlum had better go back to his reservation and stop calling me bro."
by operationthunderbolt March 20, 2009
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Little Red Bruschett-a Burger, you should try it!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 21, 2018
Your boyfriend is been a wanker, annoying you all night, you really want to just smother his face so you secretly feed him a couple of xanax and wait until he falls into a deep slumber. It is perfect timing as you are on your period and have thick menstrual blood gushing from your snatch. You take your underwear off and pull out a nice juicy and succulent tampon. You sensually rub the tampon over your smug boyfriends face and lips and then sit your bleeding pussy on his face. Your menstrual blood smears all over his pretty little face, you make sure his lips are parted so he can taste all the juices flowing from your tight little cunt. You do this until his face looks like it belongs in a Quentin Tarrinto movie. You really want to make sure you get a few stringy blood clots smeared across his perfect face and also a few clots in his hair that will dry over night.
"If you don't shut up I'm gonna get my friend little red riding cunt to smother you with her bleeding vagina!"
by Jordan Converse October 26, 2013
(Israeli expression)
When you invite someone to meet on an innocent pretence and then ambush them (for example beat them up, kill them, blackmail them)
When you invite someone to meet on an innocent pretence and then ambush them (for example beat them up, kill them, blackmail them)
by Shimooper February 4, 2022
by Dogaloop August 4, 2014
Upon finishing having sex with your partner you leave their place and proceed to kill and eat their grandmother. Afterwards you lay in waiting in grandmothers clothes for her to visit.
Dude, I got to do the Little Red Riding Hood to this chick last night.
Did she bring a picnic basket of food?
Of course not.
Did she bring a picnic basket of food?
Of course not.
by The Three Horsemen January 16, 2011
When you bang/fingerblast a biddy while they're on their period
*Does not apply to eating the red snapper, that shit's nasty*
*Does not apply to eating the red snapper, that shit's nasty*
by Richard BeInYa April 30, 2014