When your dick isn't just casually erected, and is instead going out-of-its-league full-throttle fuck-beam boner mode, and lasts for a longer period (not menstruation..) of time. You may think its the type of long-lasting boner you get when sitting in the car, but no. This is a very rare boner. Spend your time wisely when having this precious opportuni..oh fuck. I mean..um, gift, or..idk., you get the jizz. Oh fuck, i mean jizt, o' gist, or..whatever. You get the point. ....ah fuck, that's what she said.... Point.
Scenario #1.
*In a car with my friend*
Carlos: Ok, what restaurant are we going to"
Me: Shit, Idk, I can't get my mind of this Lit Candle!!"
Carlos: " k "
Scenario #2
My dad: "......oh hey! is this Carlos?" Oh ok, I just wanted to let you know to stop over at our house to feed the dog and let him outside and all that..."
Carlos: "..oh ok, I'll stop by in 10 minutes.."
*So then went Carlos, he stopped by, and did everything my dad told him to over the phone..but then..he took orange construction paper and wrote: "Candle = Lit", and then put it under my pillow of my bed..
LMAO! Good memories..... Please vote this on, btw Subscribe to Rusty Cage while you're at it..
*In a car with my friend*
Carlos: Ok, what restaurant are we going to"
Me: Shit, Idk, I can't get my mind of this Lit Candle!!"
Carlos: " k "
Scenario #2
My dad: "......oh hey! is this Carlos?" Oh ok, I just wanted to let you know to stop over at our house to feed the dog and let him outside and all that..."
Carlos: "..oh ok, I'll stop by in 10 minutes.."
*So then went Carlos, he stopped by, and did everything my dad told him to over the phone..but then..he took orange construction paper and wrote: "Candle = Lit", and then put it under my pillow of my bed..
LMAO! Good memories..... Please vote this on, btw Subscribe to Rusty Cage while you're at it..
by SuperiorSteve64 October 30, 2019
The Lit Club ( short for the Literature club ) is the one group of people you know that are the most ridiculous, abnormal and living memes in your school. EXTREMELY LOUD WHEREVER THEY ARE - and some o are extra and rather dramatic. Yet you can’t go a month without one person cough cough creating a huge arguement between the group. Apart from that, these people are the bestest of people to be around - a group of anime, meme and tumblr fanatics. You can always expect one person to have a extremely weird catchphrase ( that wasn’t very plus ultra of you, oop, curse you Perry the platypus etc. ) and the one who constantly rants about their problems. The things that go down on this group chat and friend group are ridiculous. In all shape or form, expect these people to usually do incredibly stupid things - but at the end of the day these people are the most fun to be around.
Oh and most of them are gay
Oh and most of them are gay
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When you are partying really hard with a bunch of people, and everyone is fucked up. Congrats, you have arrived in lit city.
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