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Let’s check his monthly listeners 

When ksi has no comeback left
Ayo fam let’s check his monthly listeners

Mitski listener 

A Mitski listener is a person with really good music taste but really bad mental health. People who listen to Mitski are also very attractive.
Person:"she's so cool, she must be a Mitski listener!!"
Mitski listener by catpiss69 November 25, 2021

listens to stormzy once 

Wannabe road man/woman who listens to shut up by stormzy and now thinks they know all his songs and think there hard
Yo shut up is sick

Is that the only stormzy song you know
Yeah but it's the best
God listens to stormzy once

designated listener 

The person in a group of skiiers or snowboarders who is not listening to an ipod and therefore has the respnsibility of warning the others of avalanches.
left out person/ loser: To bad everyone going on the ski trip are either iboarders or iskiiers, i don't wanna be the designated listener.. i am not their bitch- you know what, i'm gonna start my own club.. us with old-school walkmans.. we will be the walkboarding and walkskiing club!
girl: uhhh ok good luck with that... freak

Listener's Block 

The inability to choose a song to play when confronted with a large iTunes library. Similar concept as "Writer's Block"
Bro1: Dude, hurry up and pick a song to play, this party is dying!

Bro2: I can't man! Too many songs to choose from! I've got a serious case of Listener's Block.
Listener's Block by simbrose May 20, 2011

Listens like a brick 

1. Fails to obey commands. Sits there and seems to listen, but then fails to respond in a commensurate way.

2. Hears good advice, then blatantly ignores it - and usually pays the price.
"That kid listens like a brick. I told him to stop wiping snot on the towels, and here it is again!"

"So did you hear? Sandy's house got robbed - again."
"Yeah, well, she listens like a brick. The police told her three times already to keep her doors locked. You'd think she would've learned by now."