linoleum knife 

Noun: A type of knife with which one will get their lips cut off, and tounge cut out with if they make out in a movie theatre.

From the Aqua Teen Hunger Forcer Colon Movie Film For Theatres

"If you make out here,
I will cut your lips and tongue
from your head
with a linoleum knife."

linoleum knife by Rachel Horowitz April 29, 2007

linoleum knife 

The weapon of choice of the band Mastodon, featured as the band at the beginning of Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters.

"If you make out here I will cut your lips and tongue from your head with a ... linoleum knife."

linoleum knife by c gizzel May 2, 2007

Cut You Up With A Linoleum Knife 

An important public service announcement projecting the affects of movie theater n'er do wells' actions. Originally written by Mastodon for the Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie for Theaters, it has gained much YouTube attention, and one day may be legally required to be played before every motion picture in any movie theater in America.

After watching the "Cut You Up With A Linoleum Knife" video, the young, rowdy teenagers shaped up before heading to the movie theater to watch "The Exorcist"

Cut You Up With A Linoleum Knife by BrutalMastodon August 21, 2010